The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie 1989 Directors: Michael Herz & Lloyd Kaufman
In this episode of the Toxic Avenger, Toxie gets tricked into working for the evil Apocalypse Corporation. He desperately needs a job and wants to raise money for his girlfriend Claire's eye surgery. Apocalypse gives him the money he needs and brainwashes him to help them pollute Tromaville. Claire's surgery makes her see what wrong Toxie is doing and helps him turn himself around to fight back.
The Funhouse is a story of four teens who go on a double-date to a carnival. They get stoned, see all the attractions and decide they want to stay overnight in The Funhouse. This turns out to be a horrible idea.
This movie was kind of boring and anti-climatic. Dr. Stein is a Nobel-prize winning scientist who is a genius with DNA. Winifred, an old student of Stein's, shows up at his home asking him to help her out. Winifred's fiance Eddie, is a Vietnam veteran who has lost both his arms and legs. Dr. Stein thinks he can help him out and they go to work. Meanwhile, Malcomb, Dr. Stein's assistant, falls in love with Winifred and becomes jealous of her love for Eddie. He switches Eddie's DNA and turns him into a ruthless monster.
This movie was fucked up! Frank Carveth's wife, Nola is under a bizarre form of therapy by Dr. Hal Raglan. After Frank finds bruises on their daughter Candace's back, he attempts to stop Nola's weekend visits. He becomes determined to undercover more information about Dr. Raglan's eccentric procedures. In the meantime, Nola's parents are viciously murdered and Frank has a suspicion that these deaths are linked to Dr. Raglan's practices.
This movie takes place in Rome, Italy and follows the story of Peter Neal, a writer from New York. Neal travels to Rome for business and shortly after his arrival, murders begin and are associated with his latest book, Tenebre. This dark, mysterious thriller brings a lot of blood to the table with an assortment of malicious slayings. Not to mention, the twist ending! Definitely check this film out! I'm going to look into more of his films. (Suspiria, Inferno, Demons & Creepers)
I got this at Northern Thrift in the kids section. This is a very demanding shirt, it makes you really want to shut your mouth and get your fishing rod out. Jake's dad also has a "shut up and fish" shirt. Jim is the hardest person I know, so obviously, this shirt is off the radar hard.
This is my favorite shirt of all time. I will never, ever throw this out. I got this at the basketball camp I attended at the high school. I had a lot of good times at that camp. I won the Knockout tournament for my team and a food fight occured in the lunch room. These memories make this shirt amazing. If I ever have a hardcore band again, we are making a rip-off shirt of this! That is one fucking cool basketball.
This shirt is a classic. I got this on April 17th, so this shirt is already high on the scale. For some of you that don't know, April 17th is my lucky day of the year where nothing goes wrong. I have seen countless shows on this date, gotten awesome gifts, had free train rides, amongst other exceptional things. This was the minor league team for the Yankees, I believe. We went to a game during one of our trips to Mystic, CT. Mystic is indeed "Hardness Capital of the World."
Here is another fine example of why Sarah is just too amazing. She got me this for my birthday and I was super happy. Puffins are tops on the bird list and Barbara's Bakery's cereal Puffins are delicious. Maine seems like a really nice place to go, I would love to drive up there sometime! The yellow color adds to the hardness factor.
I shouldn't have to say a word about this shirt. Wayne's World is just too good. I wear this with pride wherever I go. This shirt might disagree in the fact that they are the greatest rock'n'rollers of all time, but they are indeed the hardest.
Here's a playlist for the show I shall be attending on Saturday!
New photos over at Flickr. This might be my favorite batch ever! I'm trying to figure out a way to incorporate these photos into my senior project this semester. Check them out!
Friday afternoon, in Philadelphia, Brian Giwojna asked the world a question: How many Drift Again 7"s can you find and buy in one day? The answer to that question? 3
These were $2.00, $2.00 & $.50. Pretty darn good if you ask me. Other finds of the day:
Mineral/Jimmy Eat World/Sensefield - 3 Way Split 7" - $1.98 Joshua - Joshua 7" - $2.00 Calm - Moonraker 7" - $2.00 Snakefinger - The Spot 7" - $.50 Talking Heads - Burning Down The House 7" - $1.98 Erroll Garner - Concert By The Sea LP - $1.98 Pixies - Doolittle CS - $1.00 Pixies - Surfer Rosa CS - $1.00 Sugar - Beaster CS - $1.00
Wow, looking back at it, those prices are amazing.
I'm excited about this:
This will be a limited interactive book written and put together by myself and it should be coming out in Mid-September. There will only be 25 of these, so let me know if you want one. Also coming out next month are these tapes: Lentil - Sunshine & Blow Job Eyes - "_________". Both of these are limited to 50. I also have some more surprises up my sleeve that you will be seeing soon.
Typically, kids like to post all the really awesome hardcore/straight edge shirts they own. (xShirtsx, TeeTillDeath) I was going to do this as well, but decided to do it a little differently. I'll do 5 today and continue with more as time progresses. Here we go!
This shirt rules so hard.I purchased this at Northern Thrift in Huntington. One day while on the subway, Sarah & I noticed two Japanese girls talking about my shirt, so we asked what the back meant. They said, with puzzled faces, "It means sheep." This makes this shirt 100X better. Japanese Art also rules, so this shirt can't be stopped.
Sarah got this shirt for me for my birthday. This is a perfect example of why she is an amazing girlfriend. Deers + repping your home state = super hard. I want to wear this shirt to other states and see them back off in fear.
This shirt is a classic. I received this shirt in 5th grade, when everyone was a part of this contest. I still wear it to this day. At Ongathon 2005, two people said they actually won the trivia challenge and didn't even have the shirt anymore. Not winning and having this shirt > winning and not having this shirt.
Sarah used to own this shirt and decided to pass its hardness down to myself. The front has quotes from Caesar and the back has these quotes again, but in English. This is also done to show the effect of how hard these quotes really are. Caesar is repping some GB on number 8 while crossing the Rubicon. This shirt rules.
First off, it's fucking Uno. Secondly, this shirt reps the 1980s. Thirdly, I have three of them. Therefore, the hardness is tripled. Who doesn't like a good game of Uno?
I found a blog today called How Fucking Romantic and it's a bunch of artists illustrating different songs from The Magnetic Fields 69 Love Songs album. This makes me super happy because this is probably the finest album that could ever enter your ears. It's so wonderful, we decided to name our blog after it! If you haven't heard it yet, I'll list some songs below for today! Check out the site here: How Fucking Romantic
Check it out over at Flickr I'm going to start putting three random songs at the end of each post. Here are today's picks:
-Brian
Monday, August 17, 2009
Check out polanoid.net, a new site thats kind of like flickr, but just for polaroids! If you would like to see my photos, hit the "show all members" button on the homepage. Then search for "briangiwojna" and I should come up! Expect more polaroids to be uploaded very soon!